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Winter Solstice is a time of year when the day is shortest and the night longest out of all the other days of the year.

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Connor: “Welcome everyone! Grab a seat; the festivities are about to begin! Here at News Style we sent out our crew to help spread Christmas joy! Let’s go see what there up too. Personally I’m afraid. … Dick? Do you read me? Come in Dick. What are you doing?”

Dick: “I’m cutting down Christmas Trees for people!”

Connor: “Really?! You’re actually doing something right? How’s that going?”

Dick: “Well at first the people wouldn’t let me in their homes. So then I had to break in to cut down their trees.”

Connor: “Dick you do realize that you go to Christmas tree farms and cut down trees there?”

Dick: “I thought about it at first but the trees there aren’t shiny.”

Connor: “Thought about it?”

Dick: “Yes.”

Connor: “Really.”

Dick: “No, in fact I didn’t even bother asking the people to let me in, I just crashed through the window and started cutting.”

Connor: “Should we skip ahead to the historical part of this special?”

Cameraman: “Hurry! Before it get’s worse!”

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Previously on News Style…

Time Machine: BrrrrrrrrrrrrrZAP!

Dick: “…Need…Starbucks… so cold.”

Two-way radio: “Din-a-saur! Din-a-saur!”

Connor: “Two suns?… One growing? Uh-oh.”

Dick: “How do I work this time machine!”

Time Machine: BrrrrrrrrrrrrrZAP!

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Previously on News Style…

Dick: “I’m gonna go see Rick!” (See https://ihaveautism.wordpress.com/2011/02/08/april-20th-1912-news-style-radio-show/#more-314)

Connor: “Sorry Dick we’re sending you farther back than that.”

Dick: “NOOOOO!!!”

 

Dick: “LET’S PUNCH THIS SUCKER UP!!!”

Time Machine: BrrrrrrrrrrrrrZAP!

 

Dick: “…Need…Starbucks… so cold.”

Connor: “Dick your not gonna find a Starbucks in this time period.”

Starbucks cashier: “Will that be for here or to go?”

Dick: “To go please, I got to find a way out of this place.”

 

Connor: “Dick?… Dick!”

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Connor: “Hello New Style Fans! I’m sorry we haven’t got to any autism posts lately. But don’t worry we’ll hopefully get in some of those shortly. Right now we are testing out the world’s first time machine! With the first time traveler, Dick!”

Dick: “I’m gonna go see Rick!” (See https://ihaveautism.wordpress.com/2011/02/08/april-20th-1912-news-style-radio-show/#more-314)

Connor: “Sorry Dick we’re sending you farther back than that.”

Dick: “NOOOOO!!!”

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Two News Style Poems By Dick

Introduction from Connor: Dick is… well let’s see um… Dick. Not even the most brilliant scientists knows why he acts this way. He grew up in Cincinnati, Ohio. He made his way up into the news world until he quit for some strange reason. Bought a landfill someplace. Put a building (wherever the building is it’s under a lot of waste) in the middle of it and founded News Style. He then never went back to the building and did broadcasts from a nearby TV station. And now he wanted to write some poems for a reason unknown to the rest of the world. Here are the poems! (They are acrostic poems.)

Poem 1

Dandy

Intelligent. (I speak seven languages goodly.)

Cool

Koolest (See, see what I did there. By adding a K it makes it kooler.)

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